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reallybighat asked: I was pondering over what the non-anthropomorphic non-humanoid animal version of "Mary Sue" would be. Any witty suggestions? It's not really needed, I know, but I figured I'd ask because why the hell not?

a mary sue is a mary sue no matter the species, but I guess the closest equivalent for animals would be a sparkledog

basically you just add neon hair, piercings, and tattoos to any animal and give it a bullshit name like “ravenfyre,” and there you go

No noob posts like: hi whats up bro like lol
Be sensible, and use proper grammar…PLEASE

“use proper grammar”, huh?

Don’t control others without there permission (That goes for killing characters as well)

There’s also a bunch of grammar errors in the RP’s backstory as well.

In the cold stone doors of Wata Academy. Lies a peaceful environment to the student body. Here at Wata Academy you will discover the wonders of romance, drama and heartbreak all at once. It is a school for the gifted, Those who have magical powers beneath them. With witches and demons and much more that you can even imagine.With the solid majestic castle for a school. You will find everything you need for Education, Fun and wonderment.Each Student gets to pick all of there electives and exploratories, And gets there own dorm to share with another student. Anyone caught skipping will be taken there freedom away and the enjoyment of Wata Academy, Also will only be allowed to be outside of there dorms in school hours. Other than that they will be locked up in there dorms.No excuses!

Another great feature of Wata Academy is that you will get all of your meals sent to your dorm Starting with 7:00am Breakfast 12:00pm Lunch 4:00pm Dinner. No ugly lunch lady with a big fat mole right near her lip! Male students will get fine young maids to serve there meals, And Female students will get fine young butlers to serve there meals each an every day lintel you graduate! Oh what fun you will have at Wata Academy. Only the best and most powerful millionaire family’s will be able to attend Wata Academy. The head master is so excited to meet all of you!

I had just started role playing when I got a message from a person asking me to join their thread. I didn’t bother asking what it was about, not really caring about the topic of the RP.

When she linked it I looked and it was about a post zombie apocalypse village where everyone was gay so the human race was dying out. I figured it couldn’t be all bad because it had zombies, so I signed up. 

There was a limit of 1-6 paragraphs, and for my first post I wrote a 6 paragraph, 350 word post. I got two sentences in return, and she complained that “Thets 2 looong 2 read!!!!!” 

It makes me sick to my stomach to write down the details of the RP, but she was a total mary sue and the zombies only killed straight people. There were long romance and drama scenes, and the zombies were just… there.

Finally I was kicked out because “ur focusing on zmbies 2 much!  and ur posts r to long!”

Blind Bandit

Name :: - -
Dogen obu :: Earth Orb ( Chikyū no ōbu )
Affiliation :: Inbetween
Short about :: Very sarcastic and too much to handle. She is of a extravagantly rich family and puts everybody in their place. And just because she is blind doesn’t mean you should turn your back on her! She’s actually one of the most deadliest and strongest fighters alive. The woman also has a habit of giving nicknames and messing with “Rogue Warrior” because of her obvious crush on him, except he doesn’t know anything about it.
Open — Reserved — Taken

hmm, why does this character sound so familiar…?

found this in a guild someone on my friendslist joined

name: sonia harigama
age:17 
race:mix blood
personality: shy, sweet, trys to hide emotion, not very trusting of others, protective, can be rude, strong
bio: sonia never met her father and her mother was killed when she was three, she grew up raising herself on the streets. she learned how to con people out of food and money,she also thought herself how to steal, fight, and use her magic. when she was 10 she became a assassin in order to get money. she was one of the best assassins they had but she quit when she was 15 for unknown reasons.
powers/weapons:most magic ,twin katanas,swords,knifes,twin pistols,
other: sonia is a prodigy in music and art
pic: User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. 
The person who created this character is also the owner of the RP guild, and boy is the guild full of chatspeak, grammar errors, and Mary Sues/Gary Stus galore.

RP rules

Talk dunt dunnt dunnn

Characters

anna, landon, coach leebo

plot

Anna is at a swim meet her crush is there so is coach.
-Me and REDACTED are boss! What we say goes!
-Write at least a paragraph per post. Writer’s block happens, and that’s okay occasionally. Please don’t write 5 paragraph novels either.
-No bullying outside the roleplay.
-Romance is fine, just timeskip when the clothes come off, otherwise you will be kicked from this roleplay.
-No Mary-Sues(Perfect characters)
-New rules will be added in red
I like how there’s a rule specifically stating that posts have to be at least one paragraph long, and then we get this
Anna walks into the gate of the pool at a home meet. She suddenly spots her crush, Landon.” O umm hi Landon”. She says as she starts to blush.

from a user in a Personalized Graphics shop on Gaia:

they are just horrible roleplayers that don’t need a format..@.@;

Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t know we needed to have a format in order to be a good RPer.

don’t you know that frilly pictures and song lyrics in multicolored text can turn anyone’s shitty writing into a literary masterpiece?

A character for a Batman RP that was accepted.

Name: William ‘Centaurus’ Mason

Age: 18

Birthdate: 12-10-93

Birthplace: Gotham

Alignment: Good

History: when he was born, he was left at an orphanage because his parents couldn’t support him. When he was 16, he started inventing things for an unknown reason. At 17, he saw someone getting mugged and actually ended up in the hospital helping. He has now created a supersuit and 2 scientific weapons to help defend truth.

Bio: he is currently fighting crime in Gotham under the name Centaurus

Personality: Kind hearted, Honorable, Can be a bit hotheaded at times

Appearence: Posted Image(Supersuit mode 2)

Posted Image(Supersuit mode 1)

Posted Image(Civilian clothes)

Height: 6’0”

Weight: 199 lbs

Skin Type: White

Blood Type: AB+

IQ: 180

Power: Energy Manipulation

Weapon: (Appeares in first 2 above images)

Theme Song:  (I know it’s from marvel but it’s just to catchy)

Actor: Alex Pettyfer

Dream: to fight alongside the greatest heroes and be called a hero himself

“DC” 

just another walk in. with a forest. and teenagers.

and then Jason Voorhees kills them all

…right?

i would be in the past in the world of inuyasha i would be inuyasha and kagomes daughter.i would take over the tetsaiga and become like my grandfather the most powerful demon. but ide only be half and a little less powerful than he.